Halfway Zen

I am the guy Who reads off my inner monologue I am the dude Who swallows all my platitudes I am the fool Who got caught nude in the swimming pool I'm just trying I'm just trying I-I-I Gotta be halfway zen I think I can see the end I-I-I'm Sure this is the path I've just got to check the math I'm the skeptic Who argues from my vanity I'm not the skeptic Who probes from curiosity I'm just trying I'm just trying I-I-I Gotta be halfway zen I think i can see the end I-I-I Can see the light I knew it'd be this bright I-I-I Followed the rules I used the right tools I-I-I Gotta be halfway zen I know it's just around the bend