[Intro]
Welcome to the mixtape, my nigga
It feel like a' album, but it's not
Uh, for a minute, I just wanna thank
I just wanna thank everybody that downloaded this shit
You guys, uh, I can't stress how much I love y'all
You know?
'Cause I mean, where would you be without the fan support?
So, I'ma give you a lil' some
A lil', a lil' somethin' to uh
A lil', uh
[Verse 1]
See, I just murder the track, leave the scene clueless
The way I spit this shit is smoother than a fuckin' cruise ship
Niggas know I'm ruthless, points be sharper than some toothpicks
And when it comes to music, I abuse it, amusement
Park like Six Flags, fuck an еx like the assassin
Jason who be chasin' pеople with holes in his mask
And you know me, I grab the mic and beat the fuckin' track up
Nutrition facts on mines, because I eat the music, "snacks up"
And where my shit? I gotta poop it, straight diarrhea
Eat the pussy, poopoo period, now where my diaper be at?
Mmm, yummy
Just a mental note if ladies' askin' me
'Cause I prefer to drink lady liquid instead of daiquiris
Niggas know I don't give a fuck, because I can swi-itch
The flow and turn this shit from negative to positive
And rip the paper, put the lines up on the paper
Then I read 'em inside my mind
Because I'm insane out of my mind
Nigga, in my brain I see nothin' but planes flyin'
Nigga, Jet 2, I'm a crazy kiddo, no kiddin'
I mean it, if you feed it to me, I eat it
I'm talkin' 'bout Eve, bitch
But not in the Garden of Eden, I make her body float
And I fill it wit' a river, I'm a cold little nigga, flow is sweet
I'm a cold little nigga on the beats
And I don't give a fuck, because you niggas lookin' sweeter
Than a muthafuckin' treat, and I'ma eat you little niggas
Yeah, eat you little niggas, each of you little niggas
I will treat you little niggas like a treat, you little niggas, ha
Jet 2 is a muthafuckin' beast, you little niggas!
And I just sip her up, am I sick or what?
I don't give a fuck what you critics think; critics stink
Critics fuckin' stink when they think
I don't think, mother fucker, I just go
I just know when I go, that my flow is gonna be sick
Like a fuckin' recital
I'ma read a Bible; walk it like a tightrope
Tae Bo, I'ma kick it' wit' Jesus and his disciples
And that was not a typo
Why do you think its tight, hoe?
'Cause she ain't never had none, so I'ma marry Mary
Like, eh, niggie Jet 2's gunnin' you down
Wit' the lyrics, I'm a drummer, so you know I be drummin'
Around, mother fucker, around, mother fucker
And you see me on the top of the ground, mother fucker
I'm in the sky! "I do it," you a round mother fucker
I just try to leave 'em wet wit' only sounds, mother fucker, uh
Excuse my, uh, condescension, or my cussin'
I don't give a fuck, who's fussin'?
Nigga I gotta stress that I don't rest when it comes to music
Or the school, bitch!
Y'all niggas can't see it anyway else
Dragon Ball, y'all better hope to
God that Jet 2 don't go Super Saiyan on you like Goku
Nigga, I am Gohan, and yo' mom likes this
Like a Facebook status; I ain't even gotta type shit
I just recite this mother fuckin' priceless
Poem on the music, and they already be knowin'
I be flowin', I be flowin', 'cause I'm out here grindin'
I'm like a future autograph, I ain't been signed yet
And I don't give a fuck, I'm a star, I be shinin'
Y'all mother fuckers better open up yo' eye-in
I mean yo' eyelids, I mean yo' eyelids
I've seen things that are cleaner than Visine
And it looks like I put Visine in my eyes
Because I could see you bitches' insides, surprise, bitch!
And I got greasy tires, 'cause I just ride slick
And the ladies just slide slow
And I put yo' little picture in my mental for the winter
Then I visually play it for my homies like a slideshow
What you gonna do when I zero, one, Jet 2?
Spit it like a rattle on it, tss
I'm like a tact wit' a thumb, and a comeback
Mother fucker, better run that
'Cause my niggie, I'm on it, yeah, my niggie I'm, huh
Damn, now can you picture that? I lost my breath
But I don't really care, because even if I lose my breath
I'm breathin', and I'm seein', and believin'
And I drop lines like, uh, Timbaland and Magoo
And Fatman Scoop, yeah!
[Outro]
Holy shit dude, that was totally cool!
Uh, I don't think this is right
Um, I don't think this' supposed to happen this way
But this is cool!
I think this is gonna be totally awesome dude
Totally! I'm so ready to listen to this