Unstoppable (Skit)

[Intro: Jet 2] Uh Yeah Hold on, let me turn the metronome off Uh [Verse 1: Jet 2] Aye yo', my name is Jet 2, I solemnly swear I'm Wrekless Even when a dropped call, I'm awfully well-connected I be starin' at the walls of my room like, "free Weezy" That's all I got, but obviously it's suspenseful Okay, and as for the jokes; feels like I'm competing with comedians They just make me giggle; I should sue them niggas for ticklin' And as for your girl, she don't want the deal But she'll take the pickle (haha) I pokе her 'til she prickle, man! Porcupinе booty all pokin' out Camo t-shirts, Polo drawers Dirty laundry, no more drawers (haha) [Chorus: Santigold & Jet 2] I got to be unstoppable (Aye, I couldn't even squeeze that laugh out) I got to be unstoppable (What the fuck am I talkin' about?) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you don't like (Aye, it's like 10 a.m., nigga) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you don't like (I been recordin' all day) I got to be unstoppable (Aye, if y'all um listen) I got to be unstoppable (Uh) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you don't like (Ow!) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you don't like [Verse 2: Jet 2] Okay, my name is Jet; and this time, I'm for real You gets yo' Jill jacked; you gets no hill back (haha) Uh... okay, now let me try again, I'm in to win I'm high as pants; Steve Urkel's friend I give her Barney love; I'm the purple man And I get her wet; Moaning Myrtle, damn And I touch her slow; I got turtle hands And I don't put it in 'cause she too fertile, man I'm making too much sense, let me slow it down Let me speed it up Bitch, I pee on the game and leave the seat up And I fuck the world; leave a seed, uh I'm just lookin' for a beezy with a C-cup So I can call her my Queen Them other niggas gotta call her Latifah I'ma be a Slum Dog Millionaire Now where's Latika? That's all he got, heh-heh [Chorus: Santigold & Jet 2] I got to be unstoppable (But he still can't be stopped) I got to be unstoppable (I hope y'all, I hope y'all, I hope y'all) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you don't like (I hope y'all enjoyin') Ay, ay, ay, ay, you don't like (Enjoyin', enjoyin') I got to be unstoppable (I hope y'all enjoyin' the mixtape) I got to be unstoppable (Joyin' the mixtape) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you don't like (Enjoyin' the mixtape) Ay, ay, ay, ay, you don't like [Outro: Jet 2] Yeah, I hope y'all enjoyin' the mixtape, mixtape Hope y'all enjoyin' the mixtape Guh-yeah