Halfway to a Threeway

[Verse 1] I used to have none Now with you, I've got one If I could get just one more Then you know what you're in for You ain't getting any sleep tonight I hope that you girls don't fight And I hope that you won't run away 'Cause I'm halfway to a threeway [Verse 2] I've tried again and again To indulge in just one sin All you have to do is lie there While I push aside your wheelchair And I'd do anything it takes To change your mind and apply your brakes So I know that you can't roll away 'Cause I'm halfway to a threeway [Verse 3] Can't wipe this smile off my face When you strut by in your leg brace You just can't climb the stairs And you ain't got any hair I just can't get you to sit You and your stupid epileptic fits And I know that you can't run away 'Cause I'm halfway to a threeway [Verse 4] As I lay you down on my bed It don't matter that you're brain dead I can get so close to ya Now that you're in a coma I'll make it sweet but short When I pull out your life support And I know that you'll just fade away Now I'm halfway to a threeway [Outro] And I know that you'll just fade away Now I'm halfway to a threeway