Halfway to a Threeway

[Verse 1]

I used to have none

Now with you, I've got one

If I could get just one more

Then you know what you're in for

You ain't getting any sleep tonight

I hope that you girls don't fight

And I hope that you won't run away

'Cause I'm halfway to a threeway

[Verse 2]

I've tried again and again

To indulge in just one sin

All you have to do is lie there

While I push aside your wheelchair

And I'd do anything it takes

To change your mind and apply your brakes

So I know that you can't roll away

'Cause I'm halfway to a threeway

[Verse 3]

Can't wipe this smile off my face

When you strut by in your leg brace

You just can't climb the stairs

And you ain't got any hair

I just can't get you to sit

You and your stupid epileptic fits

And I know that you can't run away

'Cause I'm halfway to a threeway

[Verse 4]

As I lay you down on my bed

It don't matter that you're brain dead

I can get so close to ya

Now that you're in a coma

I'll make it sweet but short

When I pull out your life support

And I know that you'll just fade away

Now I'm halfway to a threeway

[Outro]

And I know that you'll just fade away

Now I'm halfway to a threeway