Christmas Alone

[Verse 1] Everyone showed up an hour early Every year they invade my home Now my niece is askin’ me Is if this turkey’s gluten free It’s got me checkin’ flights on my phone [Chorus] I’m spending Christmas alone, oh Christmas alone, oh Christmas alone I just gotta go I just gotta go I’m spending Christmas alone [Verse 2] Uncle’s criticizing how my lawn looks Cousin’s trying to sell me crypto House is smelling extra nice With cinnamon and apple spice But now it just smells like his cologne [Chorus] I’m spending Christmas alone, oh Christmas alone, oh Christmas alone Can’t take anymore Can’t take anymorе I’m spending Christmas alone [Verse 3] Now I’m scrollin’ TikTok at the airport Thеy just started boarding my zone Kinda miss my family And hey there’s always therapy So I go catch an Uber back home [Chorus] Not spending Christmas alone, oh Christmas alone, oh In two more days they go home, ooh Two more days they go home, ooh Not spending Christmas alone [Outro] Hah, huh Hah Hah, huh Hah Hah, oh woah woah Hah uh I go catch an Uber back home Not spending Christmas alone