Christmas Alone

[Verse 1]

Everyone showed up an hour early

Every year they invade my home

Now my niece is askin’ me

Is if this turkey’s gluten free

It’s got me checkin’ flights on my phone

[Chorus]

I’m spending Christmas alone, oh

Christmas alone, oh

Christmas alone

I just gotta go

I just gotta go

I’m spending Christmas alone

[Verse 2]

Uncle’s criticizing how my lawn looks

Cousin’s trying to sell me crypto

House is smelling extra nice

With cinnamon and apple spice

But now it just smells like his cologne

[Chorus]

I’m spending Christmas alone, oh

Christmas alone, oh

Christmas alone

Can’t take anymore

Can’t take anymorе

I’m spending Christmas alone

[Verse 3]

Now I’m scrollin’ TikTok at the airport

Thеy just started boarding my zone

Kinda miss my family

And hey there’s always therapy

So I go catch an Uber back home

[Chorus]

Not spending Christmas alone, oh

Christmas alone, oh

In two more days they go home, ooh

Two more days they go home, ooh

Not spending Christmas alone

[Outro]

Hah, huh

Hah

Hah, huh

Hah

Hah, oh woah woah

Hah uh

I go catch an Uber back home

Not spending Christmas alone