Deceived

[Interlude 1: Jme & Jason Adenuga] I don't care man I ain't lying, I don't care man I ain't... Just say it wasn't you man Nah man, I'm telling the truth Just say you dunno who did it, you don't know who done it, just say it weren't you man But I do know who done it, what you talking about? I'ma tell the truth I ain't lying Lie innit What am I gonna lie for? I ain't got nothing to hide [Verse 1] It all started off normal No one was on a hype But Skepta had a tool and all I had was a knife I said, "I'm gonna tell the truth," but they all said I should lie But I thought, "Why the hell should I flippin' lie for? I got nothing to hide" We was all getting ready, yeah, I could feel it was gonna kick off My patience was drawing thin already as Skepta took his coat off I think that's when it all started you know, the hype of Skepta’s head And plus, 'cause he had the tool in his hand, nothing needed to be said All I heard was bang! And I swear I heard something smashed So I dropped the knife on the floor and I went to help Skepta 'cause I was baffed But then when I got there, he was lying on the floor And the whole place was a mess There was a little bit of blood, but I expected more We all started arguing, as if that was gonna help the case I was gonna call the ambulance but I didn't want it to escalate Yeah I know it sounds a bit dumb, I really should have picked up the phone But I knew that any minute now we was expecting you home [Interlude 2: Jme & Ify Adenuga (Jme's Mum)] Jamie… Yes mum? Is Junior alright? Yeah, he’s alright man Put your brother on the phone for me please, let me speak to him Nah he’s alright man he’s alright, it’s just a little cut Have you called the police? What are we calling the police for? [Verse 2] When I said Skepta had a tool, I didn't mean a gun, I meant a hammer He was assembling your birthday present, he got you a wardrobe, I got you a camera Then Julie came home from Ikea, 'cause she went to get you a vase And the reason I had a knife is 'cause I was cutting your cake in half Then Skepta started getting all hyper, kept on mucking about with the tools Then the hammer slipped from his hand and smashed the vase and scratched up your walls That's when I heard the bang, I dropped the knife and went to go check 'Cause your surprise birthday party was just turning into a wreck Don't worry it was nothing major, Julie was a bit upset And Skepta cut his finger, and the front room was a mess That's when we started arguing, about who was in the wrong But don't worry I’ll buy you a new vase, anyway happy birthday mum [Interlude 3: Jme & Jason Adenuga] Jason get me the dustpan Whewwww… That's messy man Look at the mess man, come Ahh man See that's what you have to do man, I told you what to do man, just tell the truth man Yeah I know, I know, I know, ha, ha See now you're gonna laugh, look at you laughing man, I see Ha, ha Flippin' hell, can we tidy up, let's tidy all this up before dad comes back, 'cause I ain't really into dad's shouting, you get me? Come Yeah come then, come, come, come Next time let's tell the truth innit, no lie