[Verse 1: Joe]
G6 lands, no fanfare
Just get from my door to the roads (To the roads)
Bottle in hand, smoke-filled air
No need to rush, drive slow
I've been around the world
I'm ready to get back to a place called home
Got big plans when I get there
The party's on-on
[Pre-Chorus: Joe]
You know I like girls, you know I like drinks
You know I like hangin' out (Hangin' out)
You know I love to roll one up
But I ain't goin' out tonight (No, no)
I don't need no club, don't need no crowd, don't need no VIP (No)
Just pull me up to my address, got a fine girl waitin' on me
[Chorus]
I'm 'bout to go home to a one-to-one ratio
(To a one-to-one ratio)
Take me home (Take me home) to a one-to-one ratio
(When I get home) There'll be nothin' but sex, music, smoke, liquor
Sex, music, smoke, liquor at home
I be gettin' it on with a one-to-one ratio
[Verse 2: Joe]
One, two, three to the four (Five chicks could be available)
That might be quite excessive, all I need is that special one
(And the size) I know I love all that she gon' do to me
Matter fact, why would I need more when she got that ooh-wee?
[Pre-Chorus: Joe]
But you know I like girls (Drinks)
And you know I like hangin' out (Hangin' out)
And you know I love to roll one up
But I ain't goin' out tonight (No, no)
I don't need no club, don't need no crowd, don't need no VIP (No)
Just pull me up to my address, got a fine girl waitin' on me
[Chorus: Joe]
I'm 'bout to go home (Home) to a one-to-one ratio
(To a one-to-one ratio)
Take me home (Take me home) to a one-to-one ratio
(Oh) There'll be nothin' but sex, music, smoke, liquor
Sex, music, smoke, liquor at home
I be gettin' it on with a one-to-one ratio
(Don't need no club 'cause I'm 'bout to go home, yeah, yeah)
I'm 'bout to go home to a one-to-one ratio
(To a one-to-one ratio)
Take me home to a one-to-one ratio
(And when I get there) There'll be nothin' but sex, music, smoke, liquor
Sex, music, smoke, liquor at home
With a one-to-one ratio
[Verse 3: Too $hort]
I'm all yours — if you want me, you got me
No red carpet, no paparazzi
I know I'm on the list
But I don't wanna do that, I only want this
We still poppin' bottles, good wine
Stay at home and have a good time
I know I'm bad but you bring out the best in me
Tonight, there's no need to RSVP
It's Club Us, and the night just started
We the only ones invited to this private party
I said, "Baby, you ready?" and guess what she said
"Just hit it all night and keep it wet"
[Chorus: Joe]
I'm 'bout to go home to a one-to-one ratio
Take me home to a one-to-one ratio
There'll be nothin' but sex, music, smoke, liquor
Sex, music, smoke, liquor at home
With a one-to-one ratio
