Dave

[Verse 1] Dave lives in a cave under a hill A little way from the sea Two cups of tea And rashers for breakfast, well done Works until one, no need to run Just what he needs to live Head like a sieve Still you can't call him a slave [Chorus] And you and me just keep on Rushing round the world To chase the perfect crime Could it be that while we’re Rushing round the world We're wasting all our time [Verse 2] Dave watches the waves They come and go, so he don't have to Why reach for the sky He got a job once in Spain, away from the rain Got on a train Turned around, came right back, on the same track Why doesn’t he just behave [Chorus] And you and me just keep on Rushing round the world To chase the perfect crime Could it be that while we're Rushing round the world We're wasting all our time [Guitar solo] [Verse 2] Dave lies in his grave Under the hill, somebody took his place With the same face Whistles the same tone-deaf tune Works until noon, howls at the moon Maybe he'll call in sick Head like a brick Says you can just call him Dave [Chorus] And you and me just keep on Rushing round the world To chase the perfect crime Could it be that while we're Rushing round the world We're wasting all our time [Outro] Wasting all our time Wasting all our time Wasting all our time Wasting all our time