Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)

Aah... Aah... Aah... Three nights ago I was at a disco Man, I wanted to bump I was rarin' to go And this big fat woman Bumped me on the floor She was rarin' to go That chick was rarin' to go Man, she did a dip Almost broke my hip She was gettin' down That chick was gettin' down She wanted to bump some more But I told her, "No" You don't knock me down once You done 'n' knocked me down once Said, if you want to dance Find you a big fat man Ya'll go, then get on down Ya'll go, then get on down- huh! I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman Somebody take her She's too big for me She done 'n' knocked me down... One time Aah... Aah... She came over to me Snatched me out of my seat She wanted to get on down Still, wanna get on down I told her to go on And leave me alone I ain't gettin' down You done 'nd hurt my hip once I dunno what you'll do I ain't gonna bump with you I don't feel like gettin' down Don't feel like gettin' down She just shook her head At every word I said She wanted to get on down That woman wanted to get on down She did that dip again And I hit the floor again She was gettin' down, Lord That woman was gettin' down I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more- with no big fat woman Somebody take her I don't want her She done 'nd hurt my hip She done 'n' knocked me down Done 'n' hurt my hip She done 'n' knocked me down Somebody take her I don't want her Say, Leroy... You can have this one, dude Take this big fat woman, dude I don't want her I can't have all of her 'Cause it takes two hands To handle her, what for? I don't want her Oh, y'all She's too big for me She's too much for me Somebody, take her I don't need it Her back in... how'm I gonna tell you? What this means... ha-ha-ha Ooh! Shout on, baby... You got... It's all mine Don't you take it Gonna take it Take it down heavenly Too much for me Too much for me She's too much for me Groovy! Aah... Aah... Aah... Aah... Aah... Take that... oh Knockin' people on the floor Big fat woman in a disco Bumpin' people on the floor Hurtin' from the hip Frostin' people's lip Hittin' by the pump In a disco Bumpin' before All on the floor... You gonna- stop You gonna lighten up You gonna lighten up You gonna ease up You gonna lighten up Like gettin' on You've been waitin' We gotta dance Let's break more hip Master Funk's trip Texting, it's cold I'm gettin' down Moved on Haa! Haa! Haa! Haa! Haa! Haa! Haa! Haa! Haa! I'm tired y'all I'm tired She done wore me out She done wore me out And I'm tired, y'all This big fat woman Done wore me out, y'all Lord, I'm tired, y'all Lord, I'm tired... I'm gonna take a little rest Somebody give me rest This big fat woman Done wore me down She done tire me out She done wore me out Oh man, I'm quittin' Y'all gotta...