I Broke My Leg

I met my baby in a shopping mall In a shopping mall I asked my baby for her number In case I called her up, in case I called her up I called my baby on the telephone I said, "Hello" on the telephone I took my baby to the movies Sat in the front row Got her some popcorn, bought her some bon bons We sat in the front row I took my baby out to dinner A table just for two, a table just for two I took my baby to Las Vegas Chartered a private plane We took some naps, we shot some crap Chartered a private plane I took her shopping, next thing I know I took my baby to Aspen I broke my leg, she fell in love I broke my leg I got a letter from my ex-baby today, nice