The Worry Song

Well, I worry about my present situation My bookie says my odds are next to none But I'd worry if my chances were improving I got ulcers from the worrying I've done And they worry too Well, I'm worried I may find a four leaf clover Lord knows I can't sleep if nothing's wrong I'm worried that my troubles might be over Takes a worried man to sing a worried song Takes a worried man to sing a worried song Come on and worry now I worry about my tan, my skin's all white I ought to go outside, but the sun's too damn bright I worry about disease and worry about the flu And if you got it me or if I got it from you If I were you, I'd worry about that tooth Well, I worry about big business and if they tell the truth I worry about the Commies undermining all our youth I worry about Afghanistan, I worry about the Poles O if they drop the big one, will we all llive in holes Ah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute Ah, nevermind, nevermind I was worried that was gonna happen You don't worry about it, I'll worry about it I'll be up anyway, it's all right What am I gonna do