[Intro: Joey Bada$$]
Yo, this nigga CJ is a boo-boo ass nigga
It's all good 'cus I've seen your profile on Match.com
[Verse 1: Joey Bada$$]
I said my feet ain't, nowhere near wet
But already got my sealegs
I ain't touch the sea yet, no wonder they can't see J
Me and my nigga CJ, we pirate's you pai right
Your bitch doing relays, busting in the eye, eye
It's P.E, so if you pee-pee it's normal
She want the wee-wee, so oui, oui, we made a porno
She got on her knee-knee's and I skeet-skeet
She licked it all clean-clean (what a certified neat freak!)
Let me stop, I'm a good kid, why lie?
I got tricks to put the hop in Hip-Hop, nigga voila
You silly rabbits, you call yourself some fucking rappers
All I see is fucking faggots, who skipping backwards
I’ll attack the, next to go like Dracula
Plus I know freaks that hold beef, like spatulas
Bow down to your master; Joey
I said “relax”, and she bring it back like she owe me
[Hook: Joey Bada$$]
Nigga, we some motherfucking pirates
Nigga, we some motherfucking pirates
Tickle the coochie, surrender the booty
Motherfucking pirates on duty
Nigga, we some motherfucking pirates
Nigga, we some motherfucking pirates
Tickle the coochie, surrender the booty
Motherfucking pirates on duty
[Verse 2: CJ Fly]
Address as your Captain, kid from a happy home
Mom got that nice head, so I don't got a nappy dome
Pirated a few songs, but was never a bad child (Shh!)
I guess, I'm a pirate minus the bad style (Fuck you!)
And I’m blasting the canon at rival pirate ships
Sleeping on me, no Vicodin, enemies, no alliances
Product of my environment, fucked her, I ain't denying it
Lying ass, lying in the nest with the lioness
CJ Fly, well connected like appliances (Yep!)
Buying for our desire, our closet full of designer shit (Fly!)
I fucked her while she was planking
Thought that I've would save her 'cus she told me that she can't swim (Dumb broad!)
Me and Joey taking over, surrender the booty
We want the gold, diamonds, pearls and all of your jewelry
She got some legs that can't close
Had you in the air now it's time to land ho'!
[Hook: Joey Bada$$ & CJ Fly]
Nigga, we some motherfucking pirates (Nigga!)
Nigga, we some motherfucking pirates
Tickle the coochie, surrender the booty
Motherfucking pirates on duty
Nigga, we some motherfucking pirates
Nigga, we some motherfucking
Tickle the coochie, surrender the booty
Motherfucking pirates on duty
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