Dr Evil’s Spookshow

[??] Have you ever walked through a graveyard late at night and seen a coffin open? [??] Have you ever thought what it would be like to see a person's head amputated? [??] Think, think of things so horrible the human mind cannot imagine them [??] Unlike anything that you ever seen or heard of in the past [??] Hideous creatures from beyond the grave leave the stage and grab girls right out of their seats [??] Girls, do not come alone Bring your boyfriend to protect you when the lights go out [??] You may find a live snake or rat under your seat [??] A real dead body is given away to some lucky person at every performance [Screaming]