Serve Yourself (Home Recording)

[Intro] Well I've got a story to tell [Verse 1] You say you found Jesus He's the only one You say you've found Buddha Sittin' in the sun You say you found Mohammed Bowin' to the East You say you found Krishna Dancin' in the street Well, it's too much cockamamie, too much cock-a-doodle-doo You know there's somethin' missin' in this godalmighty stew And it's your mother Don't forget your mother, boy [Chorus] You got to serve yourself Ain't nobody gonna do for you You got to serve yourself Ain't nobody gonna do for you Well, you may believe in devils and you may believe in laws But you know you're gonna have to serve yourself, honey Ain't no room service here [Verse 2] You say you came from monkeys Or something weird like that You say the Garden of Eden Is really where it's at You say we came from spaceships Made of matter and gas You say we came from nowhere And this, too, will pass Well, wherever we all came from, we sure as hell are here And who the hell you cry for when the bogeyman is near? And it's your mother Too much monkey business 'round here, honey Don't forget your mama [Chorus 3] Got to serve yourself Ain't nobody gonna do for you You got to serve yourself Ain't nobody gonna do for you Well, you may believe in Mickey Mouse or even Donald Duck But who the hell you turn to when you really need a— That's right, honey, it's your mother You can't do it by yourself You'll go blind doin' that [Instrumental Break] [Chorus 3] Serve yourself Ain't nobody gonna do for you You got to serve yourself Ain't nobody gonna do for you Well, you may believe in devils and you may believe in laws But you know you're gonna have to serve yourself, honey Ain't no room service here [Verse 3] You know that two is company And three is a family You need the tree of knowledge Or Holy Trinity You can't have one without the other Sure as night follows day That's the law of nature Can't be had any other way Well, you may believe in devils and you may believe in laws But God, you're gonna have to serve yourself, honey It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature [Outro] Too loud