[Verse 1]
I'd really like you to know
I'll have to catch a train to your show
I'm an adult, aged twenty-five
I failed my driving test eighteen times
I'm a burden to my mates
I make them drive me to all my dates
I know it's something they all hate
But I'm never gonna get get my P-Plates
[Pre-Chorus]
I failed my test the first time
I'll be your driving instructor, Graeme
Because I crossed a lane with two unbroken lines
Unfortunately, that is an automatic fail
The second time that I failеd on my driving test
Look out, it's Ruby Fields back again
I drove my car into a hornеts' nest
[Chorus]
Yeah, why would I ever get my license
When I can get pissed and my mates will drive me home?
'Cause you know that I'm just a bird who advocates
The benefits of never getting her P-Plates
And if my Uber rating sucks, I can wake up
My best mate
[Interlude]
Ruby, it's four o'clock in the morning, why are you calling me?
Can you pick me up? I need you to drive me to Bondi Beach by sunrise
Okay, but this is the last time. Where are you?
I'm in Canberra. Goodbye!
[Verse 2]
I'm really great in the passenger's side
I go to sleep the entire ride
If you want me to navigate
I will give directions, but ten seconds too late
Just thought I should let you know that
I forgot my wallet
So I can't split the fuel
Who would ever want a license? And
[Pre-Chorus]
I had a driving instructor called Will
When we started, he was actually super chill
But he freaked out and had a heart attack
As I was backing into traffic, fucking hell, yeah
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm never gonna get my license
Cars cost too much, so why not blackmail my friends?
'Cause you know that it doesn't ever bother me that
Children can drive when they're sixteen, yet
Legally, I am not allowed to drive
[Outro]
It doesn't ever bother me
Deep down inside, maybe just a little bit
Deep down inside, maybe it bothers me...
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