[DAN LEVY]
At Christmas, I no more desire a rose than wish a snow in May's new-fangled shows
That, of course, is William Shakespeare and I have absolutely no idea what it means
But that isn't the story we're here to tell
On this arguably festive winter's evening, Kacey Musgraves is getting ready for her favorite holiday
No, not Presidents' Day, Christmas
Unfortunately, she and her band only just got home from tour which didn't leave her much time to prepare
Get an assistant, Kacey, am I right?
It is Christmas Eve, after all
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
Guys, has anybody seen that star ornament that my nana got me?
It goes on top of the tree
[SCOTT QUINTANA]
A star ornament?
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
Yeah
[SCOTT QUINTANA]
What's it look like?
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
A star
[THE CRISPY BOYS]
No, no
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
Okay, well, if you see it, let me know because I gotta get ready for Christmas
[DAN LEVY]
The band got concerned hearing this
For it was already Christmas Eve
A day being famous for being one day before Christmas
And, clearly, Kacey had a lot to do
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
Alright, yeah, I know I have a lot to do, but, I mean, is anyone gonna help me?
[SCOTT QUINTANA]
I made that banner
[KACEY MUSRAGVES]
Oh, "Merry Christma—"
[SCOTT QUINTANA]
The printer ran out of ink
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
Who's that?
[KAI WELCH]
That might be one of your guests
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
Okay, but it's Christmas Eve and I thought people were gonna be coming tomorrow
[KAI WELCH]
Somebody called, said they couldn't do tomorrow, so I invited 'em
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
And did you let me know this?
[KAI WELCH]
I literally just did?
[KACEY MUSGRAVES]
Alright, I'm coming
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