The Negative

[BECKY, spoken] Jenna, time to pee on a stick! [JENNA, spoken] I don't wanna know.  [BECKY] C'mon honey, you've waited long enough [BECKY & DAWN] Get to it and do it [JENNA, spoken] Okay girls, enough! [BECKY & DAWN] You know what we mean [DAWN] I hope you drank enough this mornin' [BECKY] C'mon sweetie, it's better to know We'll be right here with you so [DAWN] It's no or it's yes But either way you gotta take the test [BECKY] A squat and a squeeze A prayer and a please It's nothin' [DAWN] A stick and a line [JENNA] Just one of 'em - if I'm lucky [BECKY & DAWN] A pot and a piss Here we go sis An' we'll keep our focus on [JENNA, BECKY, & DAWN] The negative! [BECKY, spoken] Read the instructions [DAWN, spoken] Se puede saber la duración de la- [BECKY, spoken] English! [DAWN, spoken] Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.  [BECKY, spoken] Wooow. Thank you, Dawn.  [JENNA] How'd I ever get myself in this mess? One drunk night an' that stupid red dress [DAWN, spoken] Aw, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like a ice-skating outfit! [BECKY, spoken] Ugh, stay with us, Dawn! [DAWN] Maybe his machinery is broken somehow? What if his boys don't swim, I mean, wow! (spoken) Miraculous luck! [BECKY, spoken] Damn, miraculous! (sung) To get away with an unprotected fu-! [JENNA] Funny how one night Can ruin your whole life [BECKY & DAWN] Don't go there yet We don't know what the test says [JENNA] I'm already panicked! [BECKY, spoken] Just calm down, god damn it! [DAWN] Maybe it'll all be fine [BECKY & DAWN] Maybe there'll be just one line [JENNA, BECKY, & DAWN] Come on, negative! [DAWN, spoken] I thought you don't sleep with your husband much anymore? [JENNA, spoken] Well, I - (sigh) he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like — sleep with my husband.  [BECKY, spoken] Honey, we've all made that mistake! [JENNA, BECKY, & DAWN] Focus on the negative! [BECKY] This will all be alright [DAWN] It was only one night [JENNA] Someone Send me a sign [BECKY & DAWN] One line [JENNA, BECKY, & DAWN] One line [BECKY & DAWN] That means the test is ready This is it... [JENNA, spoken] ...shit