Dinosaur (Demo)

[Intro] Hittin' on me, boy? [Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur A D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur An O-L-D M-A-N, you're an old man Hittin' on me, boy, you need a CAT scan [Verse 1] Old man, why are you starin' at me? Mack on me and my friend, it's kinda creepy You should be prowlin' around the old folk's home Come on, brother, leave us alone At first I thought that it was kinda funny That you're the age of my grandpa, pappy But for real, I know you got lots of money But I still won't get down with you, honey [Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur A D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur An O-L-D M-A-N, you're an old man Hittin' on me, boy, you need a CAT scan [Verse 2] Not long 'til you're a senior citizen And you can strut around with that sexy bag of oxygen Honey, your toupee is fallin' to your left side Get up and go, brother, save yourself a little pride You sit down, buy me a martini Won't go away, my hints aren't sinking "Hey," you say, "wanna come with me?" I'm about to barf, seriously [Verse 3] Hey, buddy, are those teeth real? Yeah, how many times have you been married? Seriously, I mean are you wearing your diapers? Kesh, they're called Depends Honey, it's bingo night, you're missing bingo night Well, Kesh, it's not even that, it's past his bedtime anyway He needs to go home and get tucked in And take his teeth out and take all those pills Totally, I mean what skeezy old guy just hangs around a bar And hits on cute young girls, anyway? He must have amnesia and lost his way and somehow wandered in here Aw, he must think that, like, we're his grandkids No, no sir, no we're not Bingo night's that way Turn around, okay No skeezy old guys for us Thank you, thanks, have a good night Have a good night, buddy, see ya [Chorus] D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur A D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur An O-L-D M-A-N, you're an old man Hitting on me, boy, you need a CAT scan D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur A D-I-N-O-S-A you are a dinosaur An O-L-D M-A-N, you're just an old man Hittin' on me boy