Crosseyed Critters

Crosseyed Critter sittin' in a tree, middle of day Licking his lips looking down at me, he's not ok Man I tell ya that's the way it is Crosseyed Critters and me don't mix Crosseyed Critter came into my home Messed everything up Tore thru the kitchen and the TV zone Broke my stuff Man I tell ya that's the way it is Crosseyed Critters and me don't mix Damn that fucker was lookin' sick Sick in the brain Foamin at the mouth in a pile of sticks He's not ok Man I tell ya that's the way it is Crosseyed Critters and me don't mix Later he came and apologized For how he behaved He got a little drunk and out of line And so I forgave Man I tell ya that's the way it ends Crosseyed Critters and me are friends Man I tell ya that's the way it is Crosseyed Critters are movin' in