[Intro]
Welcome back, here we go again
A beautiful girl and some dirty old men
Before we continue the task at hand
Let's go ahead and introduce the band
[Verse 1]
From the land of volcanoes, the lovely Lucia
Her voice will fill you with wonder and fear
She screams like a banshee, and she moves like a cat
I could tell you much more, but let's leave it at that
The lord of lard, the mighty swine
He loves Manchego and a bottle of wine
Also known as Raymond Watts
He screams out his lungs while his brain slowly rots
[Verse 2]
The one and only, the great Steve White
His morals are loose, but his shirts are tight
Challenged by few, rivaled by none
He's a low-down, dirty son of a gun
[Pre-Chorus]
This is the biscuit's crux
Solid rock against the flux
Ultra-heavy beat deluxe
KMFDM forever sucks
[Chorus]
Here's your voice from the underground
KMFDM!
Get ready for another round
KMFDM!
Nothing new, it's the same old shit
KMFDM!
If it works this good, why fuck with it?
KMFDM!
[Verse 3]
Andy Selway, the master of skins
Frequently found screwing chicks behind bins
His hobbies include but aren't limited to
Things you and I would rather not do
And here we have Jules, the king of guitar
He's only at home when he's inside a bar
Rings and spikes and chains and tattoos
He breeds new lifeforms inside his shoes
[Pre-Chorus]
This is the biscuit's crux
Solid rock against the flux
Ultra-heavy beat deluxe
KMFDM forever sucks
[Chorus]
Here's your voice from the underground
KMFDM!
Get ready for another round
KMFDM!
Nothing new, it's the same old shit
KMFDM!
If it works this good, why fuck with it?
KMFDM!
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 4]
I am Kapt'n K, the corruptor of youth
My word is gospel of the honest truth
I am the father of industrial rock
And if you don't believe me, you can suck my Glock, ja
[Outro]
Jawohl
KMFDM!
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB