[Verse 1: Raymond Watts]
My uncle Sammy, he's meek and mild
He took a sausage from my child
When the child bent down to cry
Sammy kicked him in the eye
Sixteen troubles and on my own
It really starts when I take him home
[Chorus: Sascha Konietzko & Raymond Watts]
No meat
No man
No meat
No man
[Verse 2: Raymond Watts]
No man's got a heavenly treat
Like the smooth hot meaning of a piece of meat
[Chorus: Sascha Konietzko & Raymond Watts]
No meat
No man
No meat
No man
[Verse 3: Raymond Watts]
Sixteen rabbits on my neck
Uncle Sammy, you can bet
[Chorus: Sascha Konietzko & Raymond Watts]
No meat
No man
No meat
No man
[Bridge: Raymond Watts]
Now you slip and slide
Watch my perfect stride
[Verse 4: Raymond Watts]
Sex of the best
A seven ton truck
I'm eight miles high
A ticket to ride
[Chorus: Sascha Konietzko & Raymond Watts]
No meat
No meat
No man
No man
No meat
No meat
No man
No man
[Verse 5: Raymond Watts]
I took my girlfriend out tonight
But we got drunk and had a fight
[Chorus: Sascha Konietzko & Raymond Watts]
No meat
No man
No meat
No man
[Verse 6: Raymond Watts]
I got sixteen rabbits for president
I bet my geld on their success, but they ain't rent
[Chorus: Sascha Konietzko & Raymond Watts]
No meat
No man
No meat
No man
[Verse 7: Raymond Watts]
A new political strategy
Oh, that's nice, confusions rise
[Chorus: Sascha Konietzko & Raymond Watts]
No meat
No man
No meat
No man
[Outro: Raymond Watts]
And that's all
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