Love and Braggadocio

Woo, go Kojaque Welcome, welcome, welcome (Woo) Aye, it's good to see you brother what's going on? Betty, how's the elbow? It's the jiggy Jack and Jar on the beats I'll answer all questions at the end, just be patient But for now... Hey, how about you shut up and let me speak? Summer days, some'd raise the brash thought To pack away these similes and set a light Then blast off The past taught me one or two points of interest 'bout myself What I like best about myself is I detest my fuckin' self Most days I can't find the energy to dress my fuckin' self Yet somehow in this mess of self-indulgent petty hatred I can still pick up a mic and rock a crowd and make 'em ape-shit Still put pen to pad and draw the times when we were naked With a crumpled pack of twenty johnnies empty by the waste bin Now you're just a memory I text when I get wasted Keep your number in my mind but man I really should erase it I really should erase it My trembling fingers trace the outline of your body on the bed sheets Try to think of how our voices sounded back when we were friendly Wonder if you still got that freckle on your left cheek Nothin' like a dry summer for some wet dreams. but. I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it 'Cause this the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet See, I thought this was the chemist Got stomach pains in my wallet like I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it 'Cause this the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet See, I thought this was the chemist Got stomach pains in my wallet I'm a moody bitch with the pen I only write when the mood's right Leave the ink drying by the fire and the moonlight Marshmallow roastin' off the carcass of two guys That stepped to me as if I wouldn't Eat 'em like ShoeNice This is love and braggadocio That shit that you can't get over, I'll roast you over the toaster I'll butter ya 'til I'm ready to eat ya, then I'll ghost ya It's all snacks to me, get my five a day in a moment No wonder they all leave by the mornin' No wonder they all leave by the mornin' I sent a demo to the label but they said they couldn't spin it Told me not to hold my breath they're tryna label me a gimmick Don't let me catch you creepin' while I'm rollin' in the Civic I'll afford a one to ten, been behind the bars for a minute like See I could love myself, I'm just not there yet They still make me rock a hairnet at the deli in fairness Life is ignorance I'm only spreadin' awareness If the cheque don't bounce, the music will and I swear it like I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it 'Cause this the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet See, I thought this was the chemist, got stomach pains in my wallet like I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it 'Cause this the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet See, I thought this was the chemist, got stomach pains in my wallet like I'm 'bout to take it all if I want it (hiccup) 'Cause it's the Emerald Isle's answer to The Chronic Hit the haberdashery, bumblebee in my bonnet See, I thought- You're fuckin shit man get off the stage Nah fuck you man, you come up here and do a better job I fuckin will man you're fuckin shite... Are they chinos? Do you know what year this is two thousand and fuckin... They're not fuckin chinos they're comfortable slacks Nah fuck you you muscle bound, roid head Fuckin skinny cunt This is all lean physique this is functioning muscle... Get off the fuckin stage Fuck you and your ma That's not my fuckin ma That's your girlfriend? Get a DNA test yous could be related, you're both rotten