Majora

[Intro: Crafting Einstein] So you may be wondering why I isolate myself so much And why I can only stay in my own energy And I don't like other energies taking over my life It's 'cause I've been let down so many times in the past And I've had the shit abused out of me by people That fuckin' said they loved me 'Cause I've had so many people come into my energy Trying to fuckin' destroy me Or steal my fucking energy It's not fucking funny And I don't fucking like it [Verse 1: Kreayshawn] He suckin' on my labia majora He said I'm the majora I bring them lots of joy-ya I said I got aura She took me to the mall We started stealing from Sephora She go to church, she read the Torah Bitch, I don't care, I love tortas BBL, BBC, Better Business Bureau Oh my god, his dick long like a hero Money long just like a gyro I'm in the mirror, and I look gross I hate bitches who do the most He took me to Boston Market We got a chicken roast, oh shit But maybe that was Zankou I don't want drugs and alcohol, no thank you I pull up with a nos tank too No limit, cash money, I pull through I'm with a crew of minions Yeah, you can call me Gru White boy, big dick And his name is fucking Andrew Yeah, you're just mad I'm pimpin' Withdraw from gabapentin You don't know how sad I'm gettin' This drywall is getting fisted He hit on me, but I duck and miss it I broke his dick, he want me to kiss it I don't really care, fuckin' frick it Bitch, you're boring, I'm hearing crickets! [Verse 2: Kreayshawn] I love bugs, I think they're cute I hate your bullshit, I put you on mute Fuck the government, I give them the boot I hate vaccines, just give me the flu The gay people love me, they call me Kreay Boots I'm asexual, I don't have sex Maybe 'cause I always have bad sex Now my whole life is just a mess Maybe I should just go smoke some meth Just kidding, I'm eatin' healthy now Just kidding, please help me now I hate all these micro-trends All I got is broke ass friends I be selling feet pics for cash I might as well go sell my ass I hate where my life has gone I hate when my pipe is gone I need a guy whose pipe is long I don't know what type of shit I'm on I don't care what type of shit you're on You're grounded 'cause I'm your mom