Hellacious Acres

Look who's advertising Billboards everywhere See hellacious acres Your tailor-made nightmare Traffic is backed up for miles Attendants welcome you with devilish smiles Steady, steady Have your tickets ready Steady, steady Go to hell after dark It's a sin-filled city, an amusement park It's a one-way ticket to the other side It's a Dr. Jekyll and a Mr. Hyde And see Lizzie Borden, she's one of the stars And tricky Dickie barkin', flashin' you his pardon Oh, Jack The Ripper slashin' your tires Oh, even the Devil needs money Even the President need money To cover his overhead That's why he opened hellacious acres Or so his press agent said Hang out with heavies, your partners in crime Forget the consequences, have a good time Steady, steady Have your tickets ready Steady, steady Go to hell after dark It's a sin-filled city, an amusement park It's a one-way ticket to the other side It's a Dr. Jekyll, it's a Mr. Hyde And get down and study, suspicion and doubt At hellacious acres, listen, mischief makers Admission's free, you pay to get out Uh-huh-huh