Real Sex

[Intro: Tech N9ne] Hey! Step right up muthfuckas And get all the pussy you want This is the place where you can get all types of pussy! We got: black pussy, white pussy, Mexican pussy, Chinese pussy, expensive pussy, cheap pussy If you can find pussy cheaper than ours fuck it! [Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun] Now take my bitch She won't complain about shit 'cause she's my ho Kutt is known for tossin' the dick Cause when I'm fuckin' Ain't nothing more that I do best Than beat it up, leavin' broads out of breath I'm talkin' 'bout (real sex) Something regarding the nookie This act don't call for a rookie You get this barred if you can't submit me or call for the pussy Your resume of the way you lay when you serenade The 'Ianca secretions what I'm speakin' is how you demonstrate Can't be no punk with it, thrust the cock back with the hump in it Grab the bitch by her hair, put your thumb in the booty hole And tell the little heffa what you want with it You gotta be down for the booty bang Bottom line this all, 'cause the money mine All the nigga really want is the pooty tang And I'ma sign your pity on the rent a kind (Yeah) And there's a whole lot of shit to say Yo bitch love when the dick stay hard Switchin' positions to find some missions, we'll pull her card Which one's the victim (Ay!) Lick some and get cum sprayed All over your chest, nothin' less You get a double dose of dick a day, hey! [Chorus: Tech N9ne & Kutt Calhoun] Real sex Oooh la la la la Give it to you from the back and the sack No panties and no bra Let me get it mama, hit the na na na Real sex And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! I love it when you do me like this Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that Real sex Oooh la la la la Give it to you from the back and the sack No panties and no bra Let me get it mama, hit the na na na Real sex And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! I love it when you do me like this Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that Real sex [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] At the hotel after the show, the sack 'n the flow It never really matters, I'm attacking the ho No mackin' her though, I'm really slow mo' I'm never kickin the Willie Bobo like a pogo - stick Got your wife screaming oh no - dick! In her face on the low oh - shit! Got her thinkin' bout a choo-choo Lovin' me give me moo shu, pussy boo-koo On the side of the bed, in the back of the couch Dick slappin' the south Tecca Nina is a lot to be bragging about I be stabbing it out 69 and the shit be mine Liking 'em young but not enough to get me time I gets behind, it's a hot and dickly time I stick it in her and the bitch be cryin' You let shit declined, I like froggy style Then I crawl right into that doggy style I'm hella ready, I'ma' call ya Betty And Betty when ya call me, call me Al 'cause it hurts But ya can't take it home so ya get it in spurts That's how evil lurks Come off with that skirt, I make the twat chirp 'Cause I'm givin' you the works I wanna a give it you, you wish a nigga would do What I do - so you wanna go this a-way? I got ya pussy to chew, I got ya nookie to do Fuckin' the hoes got the niggas in disarray Scorpios represent and fuck bitches in a bigger way And do every lil thing that a nigga say, fuckin' ya good You get your double dose of dick a day, hey [Chorus: Tech N9ne & Kutt Calhoun] Real sex Oooh la la la la Give it to you from the back and the sack No panties and no bra Let me get it mama, hit the na na na Real sex And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! I love it when you do me like this Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that Real sex Oooh la la la la Give it to you from the back and the sack No panties and no bra Let me get it mama, hit the na na na Real sex And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! I love it when you do me like this Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that Real sex [Verse 3: Tech N9ne] Sick in the beaver Takin' it and keepin' it keeblur Be the first and the last Mohican to please her Got her in the bed freakin' the seizures Send her home so he can recieve her, believe her I take hand-me-downs Top notch [?] Tecca Nina don't be givin' a fuck I love nookie, bitch I want your panties down Do you know I stick it in your booty hole You groupie ho, we can do this at the studio I'ma tackle ya On the bed I'm deadly, I'm a jackal yeah Do anything but I won't eat it when you bleed 'cause bitch I ain't Dracula [Verse 4: Kutt Calhoun] I got a need for a sexy ass Chick in the [?] shirt with the nipples blastin' Tight miniskirt that reveals the ass And my dick keep [?] when you walk on past Never ask for a bitch to stay, with me? Nay Better yet I'ma infiltrate [?] away from your greasy man [?] with a freak today, give me ay Unlimited hours hey and if you really the one that the cowards hate I'ma get up in your kitty and devour straight Through your small intestines and now they say "Capricorns gon' put it on ya Magnum [?]" We dickin' a bitch, I kill it softly Kutt go stir like [?] coffee [Chorus: Tech N9ne & Kutt Calhoun] Real sex Oooh la la la la Give it to you from the back and the sack No panties and no bra Let me get it mama, hit the na na na Real sex And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! I love it when you do me like this Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that Real sex Oooh la la la la Give it to you from the back and the sack No panties and no bra Let me get it mama, hit the na na na Real sex And oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, yeah! I love it when you do me like this Baby Bubba and I like it when you make it do that Real sex