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Lackey by L7

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L7

Lackey

From Slap-Happy1999

Lyrics

Lackey

[Verse 1]

Got a lot that I wanna do

I've got the feet, but I don't have the shoes

Yeah, yes, yes ma'am

Wash it down with how great I am

[Chorus]

I want a lackey, looks like you

Won't fuss and wine

I want a lackey, could be you

My friend has one and I want one too

[Post-Chorus]

I want a lackey, I want a lackey

Lackey, check out a lackey

[Spoken Interlude]

Rock with me

[Verse 2]

Andale, make it quick

Lay it on, lay it on thick

Light my smokes, fill my glass

Pucker up and kiss my big white ass

[Chorus]

Want a lackey, looks like you

Won't fuss and wine

I want a lackey, could be you

My friend has one and I want one too

[Post-Chorus]

About this track

"Lackey" is a song by L7 from the album Slap-Happy, released in 1999.

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I want a lackey, I want a lackey

Lackey, check out a lackey

[Bridge]

Small time, small mind

Small time, small mind

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]

I want a lackey, I want a lackey

Lackey, check out a lackey

Lackey, I want a lackey

Lackey, check out a lackey

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