Ring Finger

Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo We was two years in, it was just about time that the line got walked and the knot got tied I was tired of giving up the milk for free, so I said, "Boy, you better get on one knee" Well, he popped the question and I took that rock, and I made me an appointment at the beauty shop Got a little white dress and a boutonniere while he was laying with the dog, drinking day-old beer Then he picked me up when the big day came, the courthouse was just about a mile away Saw a long black hair on a short bench seat, I said, "That there hair don't belong to me" I hollered, "Tell me who" He said, "Babe, it ain't like that" I said, "Read between the lines" Kept the cash and left his ass I got the ring, he got the finger Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? I got the ring, he got the finger Woo-hoo I had the windows down, diamond in the wind, I had half a mind to call up his friend I called my ma, said, "Cancel the shower," I's mad as hell, but it was happy hour I hit up the pawn, I hit up the bar, I hit on the bouncer, and I took it too far Took it to the back, took it to the front, and I took it wherever the hell I want Wherever I want Wherever I want I got the ring, he got the finger He got a cheating country song, and buddy, I'm the singer Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? I got the ring, he got the finger Yeah! Woo! So, this here song's for all the girls Who had the balls to walk away from Earl Bigger nuts than a redneck squirrel Let me hear it if you know what I mean Ya lost your man, but ya took the bling-bling I got the ring, he got the finger Yeah, I hit the road 'fore we's on Jerry Springer Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? I got the ring, he got the finger I got the ring He got the bird