Action Figure

I heard a rumor that I'm sad Or at least that I feel bad Whoever said that doesn't know I'm pretty sure that I don't know And if a case was made for this Could it be something that we missed Let's let the cat out of the bag Let's let the neighborhood go bad It take some time but there you go It takes a lot of guts to show The silly side of who we are As if we'd ever go that far So we can put away the watch And we can throw away the cane And we can walk through god's own will Because he's crying crying still today What are the odds that you are right What will we have to eat tonight What if I told you it's ok To be my action figure I've swatted bugs all afternoon I've swallowed beer like a cartoon And if old Waylon hung the moon Will we be singing with him soon And I will learn to look away When there are thing I cannot bear Perhaps you'll sing a different tune Perhaps well learn to tell the difference There are people that I know Who live content within their limits And we are lucky to be so Completely interactive