Father Had a Knife

[Verse 1] So it's father had a knife, mother had the fork Sister had a bottle and brother had the cork We got a cut from the knife, a dig from the fork A sup from the bottle and he's gone and lost the cork [Chorus] So the longer we go on, the merrier we will be We do belong to a boozin' family [Verse 2] And it's father had a pig, mother had the cow Sister had a rabbit and brother had the owl We got some pork from the pig, some milk from the cow Some sport from the rabbit and a whistle from Johnny's owl [Chorus] So the longer we go on, the merrier we will be We do belong to a boozin' family [Verse 3] And it's father had a lice, mother had the flea Sister had a cup, and brother had the tea We got some scratches from the jub, some bites from the flea A drink from the cup and he's gone and lost the tea [Chorus] So the longer we go on, the merrier we will be We do belong to a boozin' family