Showtime! (Skit)

Wait 'Scuse me? Wait Ticket? Enjoy the show Thank you Hi, 'scuse me, can you help me? I'm trynna find my seat Thank you so much Alright cool Sit down! Sh, sh Good evening everyone, welcome to yet another production of Younger Than I Was Before We're still here, we're still doing it, alright? Uh, you know the drill Sit down, turn your phone off, be quiet. You know, this is a long one, so the kids are getting a little cranky around 9:30, parking lot closes at 10, so you probably wanna just get over there, get going whatever Uh, enjoy the show!