How Am I Still Alive?

Ring-ring, hello I'm not at your service since my answer phone Hold on, bye-bye There's a thousand other ways I'd rather kill my time I've never really liked doing anything I barely sing out when they threw me in the rain I've never really wanted anyone at all Apart from Michael when he fainted during football I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah He drops his trousers in my shampoo Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it Knock-knock, go home I'd rather never answer than you stay too long Crash-crash, om-oh You would still be smocking if the house burned down I'm getting really good at talking to myself I kinda noticed you are fucking someone else I wanted more and more to fade into the back Until I'm staring at my micro, what a drag I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah He drops his trousers in my shampoo Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it How am I still alive? It blows my mind How am I still alive? It blows my mind How am I still alive? It blows my mind How am I still alive? It blows my mind How am I still alive? It blows my mind How am I still alive? It blows my mind I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah He drops his trousers in my shampoo Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it I kiss his face when he tells me to, yeah He drops his trousers in my shampoo Wait! I'm dreaming of the life I wanted Pinch me, I'm happy that I never got it