Day Off

Would it be such a bad idea if we take the whole day off I've been screaming in a shag rug and don't it sound like I got a cough We could call in sick then go get some sunshine in our eyes There's some wildflowers blooming by the river and I wanna see them before they die We could play Monopoly if you got a year to burn Or brush up on our Urdu takes the same time to learn Just look at it this way it's another no good dead end job And playing hooky is only taking money from the man or the mob Losers two Losers toodaloo Losers two Losers toodaloo Gathering pedigree doesn't mean that much to me See music is easy you just have to count to three four But say the word and we're in the car with a picnic packed and a parlor guitar Besides we slept through the second alarm and that's one foot in the door Losers two Losers toodaloo Losers two Losers toodaloo No there's nothing like a day off so to speak I could see this really getting out of hand and turn into a week And when I come in monday and they ask where you been and why I'll say the pep in my step is as good you're gonna get for an alibi