[Intro]
And I'm the real Burberry Bandit (Brr), yeah
Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi
[Chorus]
I coulda ended up just like, um, whatchamacallit, he signed to a whole 'nother nigga (Nigga)
He tried to diss me, respond to a whole 'nother diss (Diss)
He's a whole ho-ho ass nigga (Whole ho-ho ass nigga)
Niggas, they pussy like a ass with a hole in the middle
Whippin' up the brick like a dealer
Whippin' up the brick in the kitchen (Huh?)
Whippin' up the brick on the stove
Whippin' up the brick like a poser (What?)
[Verse]
Loadin' up the Glock like a killer, clip real long like a damn caterpillar
Hollow tip in it, this a real cap peeler
Yurian, mind you, you a real cap nigga
Urus on Monday, no, this not a Hemi
All this shit mine, no, this not a limit
Rockstar like Kravitz, I feel like I'm Lenny
African plug, I think they from Guinness
Oops, really, I think they from Ghana
Fuck on your B.M. and then I might sign her
Pull up a BM', no, this not a Honda
She sent me a DM, she liked my Alpena
Two days later, I spent me a beamer
Four days later, she spit on my penis
She too advanced, I ain't even teach her
Bitch, I'm a gremlin, I move like a creature (Grr)
Know I stay fresh, my swag is on Easter
Pour up the 'Tech, the Wock' is like Easter
This bitch is a mess, she known as The Eater
She suck it the best, like, why would I leave her?
My ho a Patek, straight from Geneva
I talk with a check, she don't even speak English
Her ass is so fat, it lookin' illegal
I pull up and got it, she think I'm a Beatle
Got three phones on me, one look like a beeper (Yeah)
Pockets stick out from them hunnids, that's measly
Niggas be worse than a rat, that's a weasel
Stripes on the back of my pants like Evisu
[Chorus]
I coulda ended up just like, um, whatchamacallit, he signed to a whole 'nother nigga (Nigga)
He tried to to diss me, respond to a whole 'nother diss (Diss)
He's a whole ho-ho ass nigga (Whole ho-ho ass nigga)
Niggas, they pussy like a ass with a hole in the middle
Whippin' up the brick like a dealer
Whippin' up the brick in the kitchen (Huh?)
Whippin' up the brick on the stove
Whippin' up the brick like a poser (What?)
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