Deady Bear

How did I get here? Am I dead or alive? Suddenly I can speak But I feel hollow inside For years I couldn't move I was trapped in a void Just a toy A slave to a miserable boy The boy grew up into a monstrous man And his head filled up with monstrous plans He never realized I was biding my time Dreaming of revenge and planning my crimes I'm the Deady Bear I'll fill your heart full of despair You'll get a big surprise Meet your grizzly demise When I catch you unawares I am the Leperchaun And I've been cursed with leprosy So your sob story doesn't mean a thing to me You think you scare me? Ha, too bad Deady! Your gimmick's more played out than Five Nights at Freddys I could breathe and instantly spread disease everywhere So wat'cha gonna do? Hit me with a Care Bear stare? I spit flames on the mic, time for you to retire Remember, only you can prevent forestfires I'm the Leperchaun (Leperchaun!) I won't stop til your laugh is gone (all gone!) Come and see my pot of gold Down six feet below Close your eyes now it won't be long Face it, Leperchaun! Your threats are getting old What's so great about an undergrown gnome with a cold? I'm Dr. Monster's original prototype You're just a half-assed Irish stereotype Then again, we aren't so different in the end Maybe we could team up together as friends Step into my home and I'll feed you a bite Too hot, too cold... just right! I'm the Deady Bear I'm the Leperchaun I'll fill your heart full of despair I won't stop til your laugh is gone You'll get a big surprise Meet your grizzly demise When I catch you unawares You're unbearable, your food makes me ill I shoulda never ate anything a Bear Grills You're pathetic, you make other teddies ashamed You even make Teddy Rux-spin in his grave Why you boo hooing like Whiney the Pooh You're even more unnecessary than Ted 2 Keep this up, and I'm gonna make you buy the farm You're not the only one with the right to bear arms I'm the Leperchaun (leperchaun!) I won't stop til your laugh is gone (all gone!) You can try to run and hide But I see through your disguise Close your eyes now it won't be long