Heartilation

Hi, I'm Local News Legend and I got my hair in pigtails and I got my glasses on, and it's time to fuckin party I wanna break apart my heart Glue the pieces to my car Crash it into a wall I don't wanna feel at all I wanna break apart my heart Douse it in gasoline 'Til the fire burns clean Then flick a cigarette Like that movie con-air Douse it in gasoline And if you think you're better than me, you're right There's no one to love, no one to trust in my life I wanna pick up the pieces And plant them in the ground And when a tree grows there I want to chop that whole tree down Build it into a boat And float it in a lake And with dynamite I will explode the thing That makes me make mistakes And if you think that you're better than me, you're right There's no one to love, no one to trust in my life Sometimes I get so lonesome I can't breathe Sometimes I get so scared that I can't speak Sometimes I get so worried I can't hear my heart beat Anyway, anyway I wanna tear out my heart And give it away To a person more deserving one day And if all I see is the worst in everything That's all I'm gonna get, that's all I'm gonna get, that's all I'm gonna get And if you think that you're better than me, you're right There's no one to love, there's no one to trust in my life There's no one to love, no one to trust in my life No one to love, no one to trust in my life