I'm Ready

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me I got an ax handle pistol on a graveyard frame That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' b**** and chain I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite I hope some screwball start a fight 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair I know you feel like I ain't nowhere But stop what your doin' baby come over here I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me I been drinkin' vodka like never before I feel so good, I want you to know One more drink, I wish you would I take a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me