Mrs. Leroy Brown

[Verse 1] I've been in and out of every honky-tonk in town And I'm almost drunk from the drinks that I've turned down Well, you told me you'd be happy bouncing babies on your knee While I sit at home alone and I've been bouncing three Yeah, and I'm tired of it too [Chorus] I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine Yeah, believe it or not, it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side This baby's sixty-feet long and forty-feet wide Hey driver, pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar Take it on back to the big old blonde that thinks she's a movie star I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail I'm gonna sling her around and around When she wakes up she'll know she met up With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown [Verse 2] Well, the smoke's so doggone thick, you could cut it with a knife And the music's so loud, you can hear the same line twice Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big old pink limo Just drawed all your money out of the bank today Honey, you don't have no more [Chorus] I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine Yeah, believe it or not, it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side This baby's sixty-feet long and forty-feet wide Hey driver, pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar Take it on back to the big old blonde that thinks she's a movie star Gonna grab her by her phony ponytail I'm gonna sling her around and around When she wakes up she'll know she met up With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown