Mrs. Leroy Brown

[Verse 1]

I've been in and out of every honky-tonk in town

And I'm almost drunk from the drinks that I've turned down

Well, you told me you'd be happy bouncing babies on your knee

While I sit at home alone and I've been bouncing three

Yeah, and I'm tired of it too

[Chorus]

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not, it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen

There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side

This baby's sixty-feet long and forty-feet wide

Hey driver, pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar

Take it on back to the big old blonde that thinks she's a movie star

I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail

I'm gonna sling her around and around

When she wakes up she'll know she met up

With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown

[Verse 2]

Well, the smoke's so doggone thick, you could cut it with a knife

And the music's so loud, you can hear the same line twice

Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big old pink limo

Just drawed all your money out of the bank today

Honey, you don't have no more

[Chorus]

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not, it's the prettiest thing I think I've ever seen

There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side

This baby's sixty-feet long and forty-feet wide

Hey driver, pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar

Take it on back to the big old blonde that thinks she's a movie star

Gonna grab her by her phony ponytail

I'm gonna sling her around and around

When she wakes up she'll know she met up

With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown