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If all of the world's a stage When the hell did I get paid? If money talks in Jesus' name Oh, I don't think I'll ever be saved Oh man, I've seen some things You won't believe me if I told you And oh, I feel your pain But you won't believe me anyways Cold blooded, ain't it smooth sailing? Lead your horses to the sea Go-getter, I'm a baseball player Catching dollars in my dreams With diamonds at my feet, mmh Diamonds at my feet, yeah If all of the world's a stage Do we catch a break? Who did I just play? A rose by any other name I'm still growing Going out of state They'll try and cut you down They want to change your ways Oh man, I've seen some things You won't believe me if I told you And oh, I feel your pain But you won't believe me anyways Rough Rider, ain't you? Lone Ranger Kissing babies when you speak Star-studded like a real gunslinger Shooting movies while you sleep And dying in your dreams, mmh Dying in your dreams, yeah, yeah Woo, woo-hoo, ah Have you ever had a one night stand that went good, then turned really bad? Yeah, you have? I went to bed with colonialism and it was exactly that When their tough wooden ship docked on my land, I knew it was on We journeyed to my space as day turned into night It wasn't long until we began to make sweet love inside of my own thirteen-poled teepee We laid on beaver pelts beside the fire, steamy, passionate I'm talkin' shoulder rubs, neck kissing, ass grabbing foreplay Dead stars flicker above, Earth twirl slowly They spoke a language I couldn't understand No matter, words weren't needed for the kind of love we had The fire smoldered out by the cold temperatures of morning, grass frozen I woke up, they were gone, it was odd They didn't stay for moose meat I couldn't even introduce them to my family and friends I tracked back our steps from the shore and seen that not only were they still here, there was more I couldn't believe my eyes Not one, not two, but three ships had docked on my land I ran up to welcome them, only to find them a lot more colder The sun was up but it didn't feel warm I waved when they walked towards me and they just bumped my shoulder, transfixed on something behind me My heart started racing, my stomach in knots "Was I bad?" I thought No, it couldn't be that