Be Careful There's a Baby in the House

Be careful, there's a baby in the house And a baby will not be fooled It's a thing brand new, does what it wants to Until you get it schooled Be careful, there's a baby in the house And a baby will play it for real If your "I love you" is an IOU Don't expect to get a good deal So, look out mama, look out dad Your bundle of joy will not be had If the blanket is blue or if the blanket is pink You'd best watch what you do, you'd best watch what you think Be careful, there's a baby in the house And a baby can spot your schtick All the coochy-coochy-coo Is a lot of poo-poo when you spread it on that thick Be careful, there's a baby in the house And a baby is better than smart It can waddle through all the stuff you do Never mind your big head start Be careful, there's a baby in the house