Doin' the Math

All of that time, where did it go? What did you do and what have you got to show for it? Doin' the math is kind of a bummer You best avoid crunching that number Where are they now and what are they doin'? Everyone's ancient at your high school reunion Doin' the math don't bring satisfaction No more addition now, it's all subtraction Doin' the math is just a mistake When it's almost over there life's a heartbreaker The people you knew are all starting to die And you're in that crew and you're wondering why You used to believe you would live forever And a world without you couldn't be, no way, never Doin' the math is bringing you down Gravity and time will put you back in the ground All right! They say middle age but it's almost over Flip a calendar page, you can't run for cover Doin' the math ain't much of a thrill Us Boomers have been busted, man, we're over the hill Doin' the math is just a fool's errand You don't wanna know and there's no use in carin' Body of your is no longer your friend Your mind starts to wander, where and when will it end? It's gotta end! You may make it to eighty or you could kick tonight Either way to me just don't seem right Doin the math is leavin' you cold Life is too short when you get this old A monkey, a dog, a horse and giraffe They're all gonna die but they don't do the math Doin' the math is kind of a bummer You best avoid crunchin' that number Let's crunch it!