Just a John

I'm like my daddy I’m much the same He loved to play that cheatin' game Takin' my mother for a ride Always havin’ something on the side After some scotches, some wine and some beers Daddy'd come clean and he'd cry real tars He'd beg forgiveness swear he'd behave No longer king, he became her knave You know that Woody Guthrie said it son "The are more pretty girls than one" Woody Allen he did it boy Sowin' some seeds can destroy I'm a catalyst I'm a contentious bone Happy to break up your unhappy home And with this weakness for the weaker sex A look’s a hook, a smile’s a hex Long legs beneath a short tight skirt You just deserve your just dessert Lipstick nail polish the paint is bait To make a fella wanna pollinate Resist temptation if you can But the ocean always washes over castles made out of sand And in the jungle you never say no To her come hither you must go Some dudes choose booze smack or crack Other guys lose it all at the race track Bu the ladies' man he’s the biggest fool He's a stooge, he's a chump, he's a tool At her service eager to pleas Lots of us got this dread disease You might be thinkin’ you're some kinda Don Juan But in the end my friend you're just a John