Iwiwal

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero I wouldn't have mess with men and all their come and go And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo! I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero! I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight I'd sleep with women only—man, it would be great I could throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't wanna mate I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight, hey! I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke I would hang with K. D. Lang—Mel Gibson, take a hike! I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung It shouldn't have to matter how someone is hung Other things are more important—like how you use your tongue! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung! (I dare Casey Kasem to play this!) I wish I was a lesbian I know it's sad but true But maybe I might understand you guys and all you do But if I was a lesbian, I wouldn't have to! I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go And all that awful facial hair and yucky machis'mo (I hate that damn machis'mo!) I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!