On the Rocks (Live)

You say you got domestic problems? Well, you should get a load of mine You know it's almost fini between my baby and me And I just can't keep from cryin' Our love is on the rocks Our love is on the rocks Yeah, like some leaky sinkin' boat Our love ain't gonna float Our love is on the rocks I was ridin' home last night with my baby She called me weak and that made me mad So on Park Avenue South I punched my baby in the mouth In the back of a checkered yellow taxi cab Our love is on the rocks Our love is on the rocks Yeah, like some leaky sinkin' boat Our love ain't gonna float Our love is on the rocks My baby hired a private detective To keep a private eye on me I kissed the hat check girl It was the end of the world My baby said she wants a d-i-v-o-r-c-e And you know what that spells Our love is on the rocks Yeah, like Ulysses' boat Our love ain't gonna float Our love is on the rocks Our love is on the rocks, baby