Kings And Queens

[Verse 1] I'm as old as the King of Sweden I can drink in Connecticut You're a year older than the Princess Anne I don't mean it as an unkind cut I'll never catch King Hailie Selassie And you'll never catch Princess Grace No monarchy was bequeathed to we But I'm a-hopin' that we'll find our place [Verse 2] At times I feel like Tutankhamun Won't you be my Nefertiti tonight? Hey, stock up on them tana leaves Because the mummy's got to see the light Ah, Napoleon had his Josephine And Pocahontas had her Captain Smith Hey, Queen Isabella, Ferdinand was her fella But on Columbus she bestowed her gift [Verse 3] I am the king of the hully-gully And you are the queen of slop Doin' the hand-jive on the telly Let's go to the hop, oh baby I'm as old as the King of Sweden I can drink in Connecticut (Here we go) You're a year older than the Princess Anne I don't mean it as an unkind cut