Cold Beer Drinker

[Verse 1] Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head But let me tell you I'm a real big fan, of ice fishing for them aluminum cans [Chorus] I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on my pop-top finger Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger King of the grill and a short putt sinker I'm just a cold beer drinker [Verse 2] Monday through 5 o' clock Friday I'm a hardworking man Responsible, kind of dull, head-down, stick to the plan But all my buddies know me better than that, get us all together and we start throwing them back [Chorus] I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on my pop-top finger Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger King of the grill and a short putt sinker I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker [Bridge] As far as I'm concerned, it's the All-American way Twist the top off, just to cap off the day, hey hey, hey hey, hey hey [Chorus] I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on my pop-top finger Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack raring to go Don't you know I'm a killer karaoke country singer Top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, king of the grill and a short putt sinker I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker, I'm just a cold beer drinker. Yeah