Hey Joe (Relax)

[Chorus] Relax, sit down for a minute Yeah, this is my house And I don't want you in it Relax, sit down for a minute Yeah, this is my house, this is my house And if told you to relax Then relax [Verse 1] Hey, Joe I won't text you back I've got a train to catch, I have to go Hey, Joe I've pulled a muscle in my back I'm feelin' out of a whack It's time to go (Hey, Joe) Don't say that you'd tell me the truth but you don't think could handle it (Hey, Joe) Don't you dare try and spout that shit while claimin' you're the devil's advocate (Hey, Joe) Don't think you're big 'cause you got a philosophy undergraduate (Hey, Joe) I can't stand you, I can't stand your shit [Pre-Chorus] Yeah Yeah [Chorus] So relax, sit down for a minute Yeah, this is my house And I don't want you in it Relax, sit down for a minute Yeah, this is my house, this is my house And if I told you to relax Then relax Sit down Take a step back It's not about you now Relax Chill out Take the night off Just pipe down Yeah [Verse 2] Hey, Joe I've had a really, really nice time I promise you I'm fine, I have to go Hey, Joe Please don't refill my wine I promise you I'm fine, I have to go (Hey, Joe) You sit there and ask her if it's that time of the month (Hey, Joe) She bites her tongue so hard, it becomes a bloody pulp (Hey, Joe) Opinions are like arseholes I don't want yours (Hey, Joe) That's it Not anymore Now fuck off [Outro] I can't believe that I used to fuck you