Incredible Mozart Rap

Go, one, two, three This is just advice, listen if you will Every single day you're liquor sipping when you chill Livin' with your parents, never chip in for the bills You need to scrub the dirty dishes in their kitchen off for real This is just your life, listen if you want Don't just spend your whole day on the sofa hittin' blunts You are in the back of the line right now You gotta progress, you gotta move, you gotta work, so we can get you to the front Put the nuggets down, put some veggies on your plate Exercise a bit, feel incredible and great You're addicted to your iPhone, saying that you're lonely Use to speak English, now the language is Emoji Be on time to work, don't upset your boss Every single day you gotta brush your teeth and floss If you can get eight hours of sleep at night Or mentally you'll be lost Consume a lot of food and water before you go drink Lots of alcohol or you'll be puking in the sink Break-ups really freaking hurt let me mention Before you fall in love, know the persons intentions Listen to this twice, this is just your life Even if you're not religious live it like you're Christ Gotta just accept that there will be days where you wake up feeling crappy It don't matter, make it your mission to be nice Look kids, I know that adulthood is a little scary But trust me, follow these words and you'll be just fine Also, drink coffee Let's speed it up Pay your freaking taxes every single year in April Buy a little bit of property and build yourself a home, man You should probably start a company 'cause paying off those student loans is difficult But either way, do something with your life Don't spend every paycheck that you make on Micheal Kors and pairs of Jordans Man, invest your money, save it for retirement And wait until you're 30 to get married and before you go have children You should travel with your husband or your wife If you have a conversation look the person in the eye And if you shake their hand then you should do it with a firm grip Don't make fun of people 'cause a lot of them are going through Depression, pain and sorrow they're not telling you about Be an individual with principal and character And try to treat the people that surround you with respect You gotta try to lose your ego if you wanna gain momentum Now go out and show the whole entire world what you're about